Re: Technical Internet Advancements for White House Internet Strategies

On Thu, 4 Jan 2001, Steven Clift <slc@PUBLICUS.NET> wrote:

> I am looking for a few leading Internet technical experts to contribute 
> their ideas for an online conference on the *use* of the Internet by the 
> next White House.  What advancing Internet standards and tools should be 
> considered?  What would you do if you were in charge? 

login: dbuya
password:

login: dubya
password: 

MR. PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE NEW ELECTRONIC MAIL. TO READ YOUR
ELECTRONIC MAIL, TYPE 'mail', WITHOUT THE QUOTES. THEN PRESS RETURN.
HailToTheChief[1]$ who
jeb	pts/18	Feb 1	17:43	(scooter.tampa.fl.us)
dubya	pts/13	Feb 2	21:02	(presidential-throne.whitehouse.gov)
dubya	pts/14	Feb 2	22:05	(presidential-throne.whitehouse.gov)
root	pts/2	Feb 4	05:59	(hoover.mitre.org)
cheney	pts/8	Feb 4	09:05	(doonesbury.whitehouse.gov)
cheney	pts/9	Feb 4	09:05	(doonesbury.whitehouse.gov)
cheney	pts/10	Feb 4	09:06	(doonesbury.whitehouse.gov)
cheney	pts/11	Feb 4	09:06	(doonesbury.whitehouse.gov)
cheney  pts/12	Feb 4	09:06	(doonesbury.whitehouse.gov)
barb	pts/5	Feb 4	10:12	(ranch.texaco.com)
dubya	pts/23	Feb 4	11:43	(chief-desk.whitehouse.gov)
HailToTheChief[2]$ ps
   PID	TTY	 TIME CMD
 14324	pts/13  37:53 mozilla
 14386	pts/14  38:14 mozilla
 15826	pts/23   0:02 hush
HailToTheChief[3]$ kill -9 14324
HailToTheChief[4]$ kill -9 14386
HailToTheChief[5]$ kill -9 15826
Connection closed by REMOTE COMPUTER.


login: dubya
password:

MR. PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE ELECTRONIC MAIL. TO READ YOUR ELECTRONIC MAIL,
TYPE 'mail', WITHOUT THE QUOTES. THEN PRESS RETURN.
HailToTheChief[1]$ ls
message to all from root:
monica.whitehouse.gov going down for more memory in five minutes!
core		games/		Mail/		music/
napster/	PD/		Photos/		Speeches/
stuff/		Stuff/		treehuggers/	xena.jpeg
yale/		zurba/
HailToTheChief[2]$ ping www.kremlin-gkd.ru
www.kremlin-gkd.ru is up.
HailToTheChief[3]$ defcon
DEFCON status is currently at 4 (FOUR).
Normal, with increased intelligence and strengthened security measures.
Visit our website at www.norad.af.mil!
HailToTheChief[4]$ whoami
dubya
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD
HailToTheChief[5]$ uname
Microsoft Xenix 17.0 Government release. Classified top secret.
Restricted use. (c) 1975-1999 Microsoft Corporation. All rights
reserved.

By using this software, you indicate your acceptance of the
following terms and conditions: 

DEFINITION OF TERMS USED IN THIS AGREEMENT
^C^C
HailToTheChief[6]$ finger dubya
Login: dubya			Name: George W-inner!- Bush III
directory: /users/exec/dubya	Shell: /bin/hush
No Plan.
HailToTheChief[7]$ explorer www.texasrangers.com &
Building fonts list. Please wait.... /

[15835 error -1] segmentation fault. core dumped.
HailToTheChief[8]$ mozilla www.texasrangers.com &
HailToTheChief[9]$ irc transition-advice
algore: and furthermore, I must make three points:
#kick * gore
algore has been removed from all channels
^Z

L.

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Received on Thursday, 4 January 2001 15:10:44 UTC