- From: Kynn Bartlett <kynn@idyllmtn.com>
- Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 09:22:21 -0800
- To: w3c-wai-ig@w3.org
Warning: Reference to oral sex, lack of cross-platform design.
(I don't know which is more offensive.)
http://www.salon.com/tech/inbox/index.html
Salon to AvantGo readers: We're sorry we called you "sex-starved losers."
Chalk this one up to the perils of new media publication. Yesterday
Salon published an In Box item critiquing an advertisement in the
LinuxJournal. Since the ad itself was not online, we thought we'd do
our readers a useful service and create a new Web page featuring the
advertisement. Hey, we're a Web publication, we can do all kinds of
innovative things.
Unfortunately, we did not realize that Salon's publishing software
would consider this page an actual Salon story. And we especially did
not realize that readers of Salon who use the AvantGo service to
download stories onto their PalmPilots would get, without any
explanation, just the one sentence caption that we gave to the
advertisement.
We can only imagine, with great horror, the shock that thousands of
avid Salon Technology & Business readers must have felt when they
were informed, oh so bluntly, that "You are a sex-starved loser who
can't get a blow job -- so buy our product." We beg forgiveness from
our readers. We'd like to promise nothing like this will ever happen
again, but then again, you never know what kind of monster is waiting
around the next corner in unexplored cyberspace.
We can assure you, however, that the senior Salon editor who was
responsible for the fiasco has been sentenced to a year-long unpaid
internship working for Matt Drudge. -- Andrew Leonard [5 p.m. PST,
Nov. 29, 2000]
Here's the original ad's URL:
http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2000/11/28/server_ad/index.html
The copy reads something like "our servers won't go down on you
either."
--
Kynn Bartlett <kynn@idyllmtn.com>
http://www.kynn.com/
Received on Thursday, 30 November 2000 12:28:31 UTC