Meth fund: another way forward for CSS

Comrades all,

In light of recent spats over the scheduling of CSS2.1, I have devised a 
solution most ingenious. Herewith I propose the creation of the 
Methamphetamine Fund, a chartered, not-for-profit organization dedicated 
to the purchase of stimulants for members of the CSS Working Group and 
for worthy individual contributors.

Daily shipments of meth will provide much-needed energy and tenacity, 
speeding the completion of the specifications by leaps previously 
unimaginable. Weekly shipments of ointment will provide much-need relief 
from scabbing, oozing sores acquired while tweaking.

As a measure of cost control, the primary source of meth shall be the 
frenetically, irregularly beating heart of America. In time, the Fund 
may build its own laboratory to further reduce costs and to ensure 
premium quality.

Of course, the Methamphetamine Fund is yet but a proposal. Only the will 
of the proletariat can bring the dream to fruition. To signal approval 
of the Fund, respond by writing “Rock on!”. To signal disapproval of the 
Fund, respond by writing “This is a bust!”.

Yours in struggle for CSS victory,
Etan Wexler.

Received on Saturday, 2 July 2005 06:28:30 UTC