Creative Spam?! Are these guys KIDDING?!?!

Two computer science students meet on campus one day. The first student calls out to the other, 
'Hey -- Nice bike! Where did you get it?' 'Well,' replies the other, 'I was walking to class the other 
day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, 
and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!''
'Good choice,' says the first, 'Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway.'

Yes, this is Spam. But at least we tried to make it as creative as possible.

We are a reseller of portable and mobile products (laptop computers, accessories, etc.). We are not 
asking you to buy anything, subscribe to any mailing list that will flood you with great deals on 
computers that you will never buy. 

You will never receive another email form us, and in the worst case you wasted 2 minutes on 
reading this e-mail and maybe got a laugh out of it. All we really ask you to do is to let us know if you 
will consider buying or upgrading a laptop. Not now, not tomorrow, but whenever (if ever) you 
decide. You will find that our prices are lower then the competition, not by 10 or 20 dollars but by 

If you would like us to send you 1 more e-mail containing our current specials with a keyword to 
receive 50$ of any

Laptop purchase and enter you in a drawing to win a DIGITAL VP 735 please send e-mail to, otherwise delete this e-mail, you will not receive another one. We 
apologize for wasting your time, but at least we tried to do it creatively:), on the other hand if this e-
mail realy pissed you off, send your comments to, IT WAS HIS IDEA!!! For 
that matter send any comments you like to this address, he has nothing better to do. And donít 
forget to visit our Web Site at

Received on Wednesday, 18 November 1998 22:15:26 UTC