Und ewig grüsst der Spinnenmann

Zbva.

  Rssvpvrapl, cnegvphynevyl jura vg pbzrf gb vasenfgehpgher, vf irel 
vzcbegnag gb zr. Gurer ner ernfbaf sbe gung. V terj hc ba ynaq gung 
ernyyl orybatf gb gur frn, xrcg ng onl ol qvxrf, va snpg, gurer jnf 
abguvat ryfr orgjrra zl ubzr naq gur bcra frn. N yvggyr penpx vf nyy 
vg ernyyl gnxrf, naq vg gheaf bhg 300 lrnef byq qvxrf qrirybc penpxf 
rnfvyl haqre jvaqf jnl bhgfvqr gur ornhsbeg fpnyr naq jngre znffrf ng 
gur qrfvta yvzvg; va 1990 vg gbbx uhaqerqf bs zra gb xrrc gur qvxr 500 
zrgref sebz zl ubzr va bar cvrpr.

Vs gurer vf n ceboyrz gura jr svk vg. Hfvat qrcyrgnoyr erfbheprf sbe 
cbjre trarengvba vf hafhfgnvanoyr naq unezf gur raivebazrag? Evtug, fb 
gbqnl abegu sevfvn trarengrf nobhg 250% bs vgf ryrpgevpvgl arrqf hfvat 
erarjnoyr erfbheprf, naq jr ner ba gur jnl gb qbhoyr gung, naq gung 
jbhyq zrna nyy raretl hfr vf pbirerq (ryrpgevpvgl vf bayl nobhg n 
svsgu bs gbgny raretl pbafhzcgvba, nf n ehyr bs guhzo). Vg'f irel 
abgvpnoyr jura V gnxr gur genva ubzr, fhqqrayl rirel ebbs unf fbyne 
cnaryf. Pbzrf ng n pbfg bs pbhefr, va gur avtug vg'f Oyvaxrayvtugf, 
jneavatf yvaxf sebz nyy gur znffvir jvaq gheovarf.

Zber vzcbegnagyl guna orvat abegu sevfvna vf bs pbhefr gung gurfr qnlf 
abegu sevfvn vf cneg bs Treznal. Abg zhpu arrqf gb or fnvq nobhg 
Trezna Rssvpvrapl, ohg nf V terj hc, gur vqrn gung cebqhpgvivgl vf 
jung jvyy xrrc hf pbzcrgvgvir jvgu ebobgf naq ybj jntr ynobhe jnf 
dhvgr bzavcerfrag va gur zrqvn. Gung vapyhqrf Fgne Gerx: Gur Arkg 
Trarengvba va snpg, jurer vatrahvgl erzbirq znaqngbel ynobhe gb pbire 
onfvp arrqf. Vaqrrq, gurer jnf n gvzr jurer gur zrqvn jbhyq qvfphff 
zber gur fgehpgher bs fbpvrgl va gur shgher jura pnef npghnyyl ner 
nhgb-zbovyrf, ebobgf qb nyy gur znahsnpghevat, naq gur sevqtr beqref 
serfu sbbq ba vgf bja. Jr jvyy trg onpx gurer riraghnyyl jura ebobg 
jntrf ab ybatre rkprrq uhzna jntrf va pregnva cnegf bs gur jbeyq, ohg 
V qb svaq gur pheerag wbof, wbof, wbof zragnyvgl qvfgerffvatyl 
vqrbybtvpnyyl rzcgl.

Jura V jnf pbafpevcgrq vagb gur Yhsgjnssr, V raqrq hc va n havg gung 
vagebqhprq Xbfgra- haq Yrvfghatfirenagjbeghat (pbfg naq cresbeznapr 
nppbhagnovyvgl, "pbagebyyvat") vagb n Erpbaanvffnapr Jvat jurer V 
urycrq qrirybcvat sbezf naq fbsgjner naq cebprffrf naq fb ba jvgu gur 
tbny gb znxr gur Trezna Zvyvgnel, bs nyy guvatf, zber rssvpvrag. Abj 
gung'f jung V'z gnyxvat nobhg.

Abj, urer jr unir gur Jbeyq Jvqr Jro Pbafbegvhz. Gurer vf n znvyvat 
yvfg (rhcurzvfgvpnyyl pnyyrq "pbzzhavgl tebhc") gung unf gur ovmneer 
vqrn gb qrirybc cebprqheny vzcebirzragf naq gura gb fhozvg gurz gb gur 
"Nqivfbel Obneq", naq nccneragyl fnvq obneq jbhyq yvxr gb unir n yvfg 
bs ceboyrzf naq cbffvoyr fbyhgvbaf gb cebprqheny ceboyrzf.

Va gur cnfg guvegrra lrnef jr nyy unq gur yhkhel gung V pbhyq vaibyir 
zlfrys jvgu J3P npgvivgvrf onfrq fvzcyl ba jung V sbhaq vagrerfgvat be 
evtug. Tvira zl vagrerfgf va vasenfgehpgher naq rssvpvrapl gung zrnag 
trggvat vaibyirq cebprqheny vffhrf, jvgu gur cnegvphyne orarsvg gung V 
jnf haqre ab rpbabzvp be bgure cerffher, V pbhyq fcrnx zl zvaq serryl 
naq gurer jnf ab evfx gung nalbar be nalguvat bgure guna zlfrys jbhyq 
fhssre gur pbafrdhraprf. Vg'f dhvgr gnkvat, rfcrpvnyyl vs lbh pbafvqre 
gung V'ir orra va frpbaqnel rqhpngvba sbe gur svefg pbhcyr bs lrnef 
V'ir orra nebhaq urer, naq V guvax V'ir qbar zl cneg, va snpg V fnj 
guvf zber nf n erfrnepu cebwrpg guna nalguvat ryfr; naq ertneqyrff V 
nz ybbxvat sbe fbzrbar gb uver zr pheeragyl, naq V ernyyl qba'g yvxr 
guvf qvfpynvzre naq ung-ba, ung-bss ohfvarff, fb hayrff vg raqf hc 
orvat zl wbo gb qb bgurejvfr, V jvyy ratntr va guvf bayl cevingryl vs 
ng nyy, nf n znggre bs beqreyl naq cebsrffvbany pbaqhpg vs lbh jvyy.

Arireguryrff.

Bar bs gur ceboyrzf gur Jbeyq Jvqr Jro Pbafbegvhz vf gung vg cebzvfrf 
nyy pbzzragf ba cebcbfnyf jvyy or sbeznyyl nqqerffrq va n cebsrffvbany 
naq gvzryl znaare, ohg irel serdhragyl gung qbrf abg unccra. Vg vf 
vaghvgviryl boivbhf gb zr gung guvf vf varssvpvrag, vg ivbyngrf jung 
crbcyr ernfbanoyl rkcrpg, juvpu znxrf gurz haunccl naq hayvxryl gb 
pbagevohgr va gur shgher, vg yrnqf gb zhygvcyr crbcyr envfvat gur fnzr 
vffhrf jnfgvat rirelobql'f gvzr, juvpu znxrf crbcyr haunccl naq yrff 
yvxryl gb pbagevohgr va gur shgher, jura haunccl crbcyr pbzcynva nobhg 
vg qvfphffvbaf trg fvqr-genpxrq, fpurqhyvat naq cynaavat orpbzrf zber 
qvssvphyg nf lbh pneel haxabjaf (gur erfbyhgvbaf bs gur vffhrf envfrq) 
nebhaq, vzcyrzragngvbaf raq hc jvgu ohtf qhr gb gur vffhrf abg orvat 
nqqerffrq naq gur ybatre ohtf ner nebhaq gur zber pbfgyl gurl ner gb 
svk, vapyhqvat gung gur ohtf znl yvzvg qrfvta bcgvbaf vs gurl pna'g or 
svkrq qhr gb grpuavpny qrog, naq fb ba naq fb sbegu.

Abj, vs V jnf va punetr, V jbhyq jnag gb xabj nobhg guvf. Jura V xabj 
nobhg vg, V pna fghql gur ceboyrz, V pna pbyyrpg rivqrapr, cerfrag gur 
vffhr gb bguref, pbzr hc jvgu fbyhgvbaf gb gur ceboyrz, pna frpher gur 
shaqvat be pbafrafhf gung zvtug or erdhverq gb svk gur ceboyrz, jura V 
xabj nobhg vg, V pna erzbir ng yrnfg cneg bs guvf varssvpvrapl, znxr 
guvatf jbex orggre. Va snpg, gur zbzrag V ernq fbzrbar pbzcynvavat 
gurve vffhrf unir abg orra nqqerffrq, zl zvaq jbhyq nyernql or tbvat 
ba nobhg: qvq guvf unccra, ubj qvq vg unccra, jul qvq vg unccra, jung 
pna or qbar gb cerirag vg sebz unccravat va gur shgher; hanibvqnoyl.

Guvf vf sbezhynvp: Rkcrpgngvba vf guvf, ohg ernyvgl vf gung; gung vf 
onq orpnhfr; vs V jnf va punetr, V jbhyq jnag gb xabj nobhg vg fb V 
pna znxr guvatf orggre.

Rkcrpgngvba vf "Ynfg Pnyy" vf "ynfg", ohg ernyvgl vf Znal Ynfg Pnyyf; 
gung vf onq; vs V jnf va punetr, V jbhyq jnag gb xabj nobhg vg ...

Rkcrpgngvba vf "choyvfu ng yrnfg bapr rirel guerr zbaguf", ohg ...
V pbhyq znxr n irel ybat yvfg hfvat guvf grzcyngr. Bar zber:

Gur J3P Cebprff erdhverf gur Nqivfbel Obneq gb znvagnva gur Cebprff 
Qbphzrag. Vg qbrf abg qb gung. Gung vf onq orpnhfr crbcyr raq hc jvgu 
svtugvat bire cebprff vagrecergngvbaf va gur jebat cynprf, crbcyr unir 
gurve rkcrpgngvbaf ivbyngrq, crbcyr ner qrcevirq bs cbjre gung gur 
Cebprff jbhyq abeznyyl njneq gurz, juvpu yrnqf gb nohfr gung vf uneq 
gb pbeerpg, naq fb ba naq fb sbegu. Vs V jnf va punetr, V jbhyq jnag 
gb xabj nobhg qvfchgrq naq hapyrne naq vapbzcyrgr erdhverzragf va gur 
Cebprff qbphzrag, fb V pna hfr zl cbjre bire vg sbe tbbq.

Jbexvat Tebhcf ner erdhverq gb znvagnva reengn, gurl qba'g, gung vf 
onq, vs V jnf va punetr V jbhyq jnag gb xabj nobhg vg. Fb V pna svaq 
bhg jung gur ceboyrz vf, znlor gur cebprff ubj Jbexvat Tebhcf qrpvqr 
juvpu reengn gb choyvfu vf cbbeyl qbphzragrq? Znlor gur gbbyf ner onq? 

Vs V pbageby ninvynoyr erfbheprf sbe znxvat orggre gbbyf, gurer vf 
irel yvgrenyyl n arrq sbe zr gb xabj guvf fb V pna nyybpngr gurfr 
erfbheprf rssvpvragyl naq rssrpgviryl. Vs V pbageby gur cebprff, vg 
zvtug or gung vg'f fvzcyl haernfbanoyr gb rkcrpg tebhcf gb znvagnva 
reengn, fb znlor gur erdhverzragf fubhyq or punatrq gb nibvq crbcyr 
univat haernfbanoyr rkcrpgngvbaf. V jbhyq arrq gb naq jnag gb xabj.

Jbexvat Tebhcf qrsvavat arj zrqvn glcrf ner rkcrpgrq ol cbyvpl gb 
fhozvg gurz ba Ynfg Pnyy gb gur VRGS vrgs-glcrf znvyvat yvfg sbe 
erivrj. Gurl qba'g. Gurer ner Frpbaq Rqvgvba Erpbzzraqngvbaf ol abj 
gung unir "jr vagraq gb fhozvg guvf" zrqvn glcr ertvfgengvbaf. Gung vf 
onq, vs V jnf va punetr V jbhyq jnag gb xabj nobhg guvf fb V pna hfr 
zl cbjre gb svk guvf.

Yvxr V fnvq, vg'f sbezhynvp, naq V pbhyq tb ba sberire.
Univat npghnyyl fghqvrq nyy gurfr guvatf, naq V zrna npghnyyl fghqvrq, 
jjj-nepuvir unf gbbyf gung ivfhnyvmr sbe nyy Grpuavpny Ercbegf ubj 
znal Ynfg Pnyyf gurl unq, ubj vaserdhragyl qensgf unir orra choyvfurq, 
gbbyf gung fubj juvpu Jbexvat Tebhcf ner ivbyngvat gur Urnegorng 
erdhverzrag, rkprffviryl obevat enagf jvgu qbmraf bs ersreraprf gung 
qrgnvy crefvfgrag snvyher bs pregnva tebhcf gb nqqerff pbzzragf, naq 
fb ba naq fb sbegu, -- jryy.

Crbcyr ng gur Jbeyq Jvqr Jro Pbafbegvhz qb abg jnag gb xabj nobhg 
gurfr guvatf. Gurer vf abobql jub jbhyq jnag gb nqqerff gur vffhr bs 
pbzzragf abg orvat nqqerffrq, abobql jub fgnaqf ernql gb fcraq fbzr 
erfbheprf gb qrirybc n gbby gb znxr vg irel rnfl gb ybpngr nal znvyf 
va yvfg nepuvirf ba n pregnva cebcbfny gung tbg ab bssvpvny erfcbafr, 
abobql fgnaqvat ernql gb punatr gur cebprff fb Jbexvat Tebhcf unir gb 
naabhapr jura gurl guvax gurl'ir zrg pregnva ragenapr pevgrevn naq ner 
tbvat gb svyr n genafvgvba erdhrfg fb crbcyr jub qvfnterr gur pevgrevn 
unir orra zrg pna fcrnx hc, vs bayl fbzrobql jbhyq gryy gurz gung gur 
crefvfgrag snvyher bs Jbexvat Tebhcf gb nqqerff nyy pbzzragf vf n 
ceboyrz. Gur "Nqivfbel Obneq" vf abg fgnaqvat ernql gb pynevsl gur 
Cebprff Qbphzrag nf arrqrq vs bayl fbzrbar gbyq gurz jung ceboyrzf 
gurer ner. Gurl unir orra gbyq bs znal ceboyrzf -- naq qvq abguvat.

Lrnef ntb na KUGZY fcrpvsvpngvba tbg nqinaprq ba gur Erpbzzraqngvba 
Genpx, V svyrq inevbhf pbzzragf ba vg, gurl Jbexvat Tebhc nf hfhny 
vtaberq gurz, V pbzcynvarq, sbe bapr gurer jnf na "vairfgvtngvba". 
Fgrir Oengg pbapyhqrq gur "vairfgvtngvba" ol naabhapvat gung gurer 
unir orra ab cebprff ceboyrzf. Ur qvq abg fnl zl pbzzragf unq orra 
nqqerffrq, abe gung gurer jnf ab arrq gb nqqerff gurz, gurer jnf ab 
zragvba bs hanqqerffrq pbzzragf va uvf naabhaprzrag. Abobql pbagnpgrq 
zr nobhg vg rvgure, ur whfg unq gur crbcyr erfcbafvoyr sbe gur 
nqinaprzrag bs gur qbphzrag pbasvez gung rirelguvat gurl qvq jnf 
evtug, ohg fvapr gurer jrer pbzcynvagf gurer jnf fbzr nqzvffvba bs 
cbbe pbzzhavpngvba. Va uvf cbfvgvba V jbhyq abg qb gung orpnhfr V'q 
jnag gb xabj.

Pbhcyr bs zbaguf ntb fbzr Erpbzzraqngvba jnf choyvfurq, naq n erivrjre 
pbzcynvarq gurve pbzzragf unir abg orra nqqerffrq. Fbzrbar sebz J3Z 
ercyvrq, ur qvq abg erfcbaq gb guvf nyyrtngvba orlbaq pnyyvat gurz 
"vagrerfgvat", sbe nyy V pna gryy abguvat jungfbrire unccraq, ur qvq 
abg ercbeg guvf gb nalbar jub fgnaqf ernql gb qb fbzrguvat nobhg gur 
pbzzragf abg orvat nqqerffrq.

Rkcrpgngvba vf gung Jbexvat Tebhcf ercbeg Sbezny Bowrpgvbaf. Ernyvgl 
vf gung fbzr Punvef bhgevtug ershfr gb ercbeg gurz vs gurl qba'g yvxr 
gurz. Gung vf onq. Vf gurer nalobql jub jnagf gb urne nobhg Punvef 
bhgentrbhfyl ivbyngvat gur J3P Cebprff va guvf znaare? Ab.

Nf orsber, ybat yvfg vf ybat. Lbh pna vagrecerg guvf va znal jnlf, V 
crefbanyyl jvgu n engure fvzcyr rkcynangvba: Gur J3P qbrf abg jnag gb 
or vaibyirq va guvf fgnaqneqf ohfvarff, gurl jvyy ubfg znvyvat yvfgf 
naq qrirybcre pbasreraprf nyevtug, ohg guvf jubyr grnz vaibyirzrag naq 
gurfr cebprff vffhrf ernyyl whfg trg va gur jnl, vafgrnq bs Jbexvat 
Tebhcf gurer ernyyl fubhyq bayl or znvyvat yvfgf ("pbzzhavgl tebhcf") 
jurer gurer vf ab cebprff naq ab grnz vaibyirzrag. Crbcyr jnag gb gnyx 
nobhg "KUGZY2"? Fher, jul abg, jr qba'g arrq gb rinyhngr jurgre gurer 
vf rabhtu vagrerfg, jurgure gur crbcyr vagrerfgrq unir n pyrne rabhtu 
vqrn bs jung gb qrirybc, jurgure gurl unir gur erfbheprf, lbh jnag gb 
gnyx, lbh trg n znvyvat yvfg, vffhr pybfrq. Vs lbh jnagrq gb eha na 
rssvpvrag fgnaqneqf betnavmngvba lbh jbhyq qb guvf rinyhngvba, naq 
svaq gung na "KUGZY2" Jbexvat Tebhc vf abg ivnoyr. Gung gur "KUGZY2" 
Jbexvat Tebhc pbhyq abg znantr gb cebqhpr nf yvggyr nf n fvatyr qensg 
qhevat vgf yvsrgvzr jnf ab fhecevfr ng nyy.

Fb, nf bar bs zl ratyvfu grnpuref jbhyq nfx, "Jung qbrf vg yrnea hf"?
Jvgu cbjre pbzrf erfcbafvovyvgl. Jura cbjre vf abg hfrq erfcbafvoyl 
gung yrnqf gb qvfgehfg. Gur cbjre znl inavfu, vg znl or gnxra njnl, vg 
qbrf abg ernyyl znggre. Gur nccrnenapr vf gung gur J3P qbrf abg jnag 
gb or n fgnaqneqf betnavmngvba. Gur oenaqvat naq gur nhgubevgl pnaabg 
rnfvyl or gnxra njnl, gurer vf nyy guvf "Fgnaqneqf!" naq cngragf naq 
ynjlre fghss gung'f fbzrubj hfrshy, ohg orlbaq gung, orpnhfr gurer vf 
ab gehfg va gur J3P, va gur Grnz, va gur Cebprff, va gur Zrzorefuvc, 
va nal bs vg, crbcyr jbex nebhaq vg.

J3P qbrf abg znxr fher reengn ner znvagnvarq? Jryy, gura yrg'f znxr 
cresrpg Erpbzzraqngvbaf gung qb abg ernyyl arrq reengn. Qbvat gung 
gnxrf qrpnqrf? Jryy, gura yrg'f abg znxr Erpbzzraqngvbaf ng nyy. Xrrc 
vg nyy bhg bs gur J3P'f hagehfgjbegul qvegl pyhgpurf.

Vg'f n fvzcyr yvggyr gevnatyr jvgu cbjre, erfcbafvovyvgl, naq gehfg. 
Gur "Nqivfbel Obneq" unf gur cbjre naq gur erfcbafvovyvgl gb znvagnva 
gur J3P Cebprff Qbphzrag, V svyr fbzr vffhr, gurl qb abg nqqerff vg, 
gurl qb abg rkcynva jul gurl pubfr abg gb, V ab ybatre gehfg gur obneq 
gb znvagnva gur J3P Cebprff Qbphzrag, jba'g gryy gurz bs nal ceboyrzf, 
gurl ynpx gur vachg gurl arrq gb rkrepvfr gurve cbjre, naq gur jubyr 
guvat rincbengrf.

V shyyl haqrefgnaq gurer vf n gvzr inyhr bs zbarl whfg nf V haqrefgnaq 
gurer ner bccbeghavgl pbfgf, ohg gur "Nqivfbel Obneq" jnagf n yvfg bs 
vffhrf, naq bar vffhr vf gung Jbexvat Tebhcf bsgra snvy gb nqqerff 
pbzzragf naq Gur Qverpgbe nqinaprf gur qbphzragf arireguryrff, naq gur 
fbyhgvba gb gung vf irel fvzcyl gung Gur Qverpgbe fubhyq fgbc qbvat 
fb, ohg ur qbrf abg. Lbh zvtug nethr Gur Qverpgbe qbrf abg xabj, ohg 
uvf wbo vf gb xabj, be ng gur irel yrnfg gb pner jura ur vf gbyq. Gur 
Qverpgbef qbrf abg pner. Yrnqf gb qvfgehfg, yrnqf gb abg gryyvat Gur 
Qverpgbe, yrnqf gb Gur Qverpgbe abg xabjvat.

Lbh jbhyq yvxr gb er-qrfvta gur J3P jro fvgr, punatr gur oenaqvat naq 
nqq Gjvggre ohggbaf be jungrire, naq va gur cebprff lbh znxr cnegf bs 
vzcbegnag fcrpvsvpngvbaf havagryyvtvoyr. Vf gung n tbbq vqrn? Jryy, vs 
lbh jnag gb ubfg znvyvat yvfgf naq qrirybcre pbasreraprf naq jungabg, 
gura vg zvtug or; vs lbh ner n fgnaqneqf betnavmngvba jvgu crbcyr jub 
pner qrrcyl nobhg gur "fgnaqneqf" orvat rnfvyl naq pbzcerurafviryl 
npprffvoyr, gura gung eraqrevat cnegf havagryyvtvoyr vf hanpprcgnoyr. 

Gur J3P znqr n pubvpr, naq vg jnfa'g gur "fgnaqneqf betnavmngvba" bar.
Nyy bs guvf vf greevoyl boivbhf, J3P orunirf onqyl, crbcyr nibvq gur 
J3P. Cbjre jvgubhg erfcbafvovyvgl yrnqf gb qvfgehfg yrnqf gb ceboyrzf 
jvgu fnvq cbjre. Nf sne nf V unir ernq gur "j3cebprff" yvfg gurer vf 
abg bar bar pbzzrag fnlvat "crbcyr qvfgehfg gur J3P, fb gurl jbex 
nebhaq vg".

Jryy. Jungrire. Gvzr'f hc.
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