Pronouncing "MWBP" as "mewbip"

To the tune "Blues in the Night"

If Access is your bag
Try Mewbip or Wuhcag
You'll soon make the dark things clear.

Just don't skip the alt-tags
Or skimp on the longdescs
And make inclusion your goal.

Remember to realize
It's not just for blind guys
Three cheers for the W A I.

Love.