- From: Prof Norm Coombs <nrcgsh@ritvax.isc.rit.edu>
- Date: Fri, 06 Oct 2000 06:34:26 -0400
- To: w3c-wai-eo@w3.org
I am getting this stupid daily joke coming via this list. The resent line lists w3c-wai-eo@w3.org I believe that the only way we can get removed is if someone can find a way to unsub the list itself. Help. NOrman Coombs >Resent-date: Thu, 05 Oct 2000 21:38:46 -0400 (EDT) >Date: Thu, 05 Oct 2000 18:37:06 -0700 >Resent-from: w3c-wai-eo@w3.org >From: jokebank <urjokes@hotmail.com> >Subject: blue balls >Resent-sender: w3c-wai-eo-request@w3.org >Sender: w3c-wai-eo-request@w3.org >To: jokesforu@topica.com >Reply-to: urjokes@hotmail.com >X-Loop: w3c-wai-eo@w3.org >X-Topica-Loop: 1700018084 >X-Mailing-List: <w3c-wai-eo@w3.org> archive/latest/1656 >List-Unsubscribe: <mailto:w3c-wai-eo-request@w3.org?subject=unsubscribe> >List-Help: <http://www.w3.org/Mail/> >List-Id: <w3c-wai-eo.w3.org> >Original-recipient: rfc822;nrcgsh@rit.edu > >A man visits his doctor. > >"I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my balls has >turned blue." > >The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die >if they didn't have his testicle removed. > >"Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could I let you do such a >thing to me?" > >"Do you want to die?", asked the doctor rhetorically, and the patient >had to agree to have his testicle removed. But two weeks after the >operation, he came back. > >"Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue >too." > >Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his other testicle >must be cut off too. And again, the man was very reluctant. "Hey, do you >want to die?", asked the doc, and the patient had to agree to the >operation. > >But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returned to the >doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now >completely blue." > >After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him the >bad news. If he wants to live, his penis has to go. > >Of course, he did not want to hear about it. "You really want to die?", >asked the doctor. > >"But... how do I pee?" > >"We'll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem." > >So, the penis is removed and a while after the operation, the >unfortunate man again returns the doctor's office. He is very angry. > >"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue." > >"What?" > >"Can you tell me what a hell is happening?" > >So, the doctor examined the patient more carefully this time, and says, >"Hmmmm, I think its the jeans......" > > > > >___________________________________________________________ >T O P I C A The Email You Want. http://www.topica.com/t/16 >Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics > >
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