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From: Prof Norm Coombs <nrcgsh@ritvax.isc.rit.edu>
Date: Fri, 06 Oct 2000 06:34:26 -0400
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I am getting this stupid daily joke coming via this list.  The resent line
lists w3c-wai-eo@w3.org

I believe that the only way we can get removed is if someone can find a way
to unsub the list itself.

NOrman Coombs

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>A man visits his doctor.
>"I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my balls has 
>turned blue."
>The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die 
>if they didn't have his testicle removed.
>"Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could I let you do such a 
>thing to me?"
>"Do you want to die?", asked the doctor rhetorically, and the patient 
>had to agree to have his testicle removed. But two weeks after the 
>operation, he came back.
>"Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue 
>Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his other testicle 
>must be cut off too. And again, the man was very reluctant. "Hey, do you 
>want to die?", asked the doc, and the patient had to agree to the 
>But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returned to the 
>doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now 
>completely blue."
>After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him the 
>bad news. If he wants to live, his penis has to go.
>Of course, he did not want to hear about it. "You really want to die?", 
>asked the doctor.
>"But... how do I pee?"
>"We'll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem."
>So, the penis is removed and a while after the operation, the 
>unfortunate man again returns the doctor's office. He is very angry.
>"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue."
>"Can you tell me what a hell is happening?"
>So, the doctor examined the patient more carefully this time, and says, 
>"Hmmmm, I think its the jeans......"
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