Re: Microsoft patented keyboard-navigation?

> I see a job opportunity, for working at the US patent Office. (Along the  
> lines of "When I am an evil mastermind I will employ a 5-year-old to  
> review my plans  for world domination and point out the flaws that any  
> 5-year-old could see").

I'm reminded of the patent lawyer who was trying to explain what he did for a
living to his daughter and ended up with her having the patent on using a
playground swing with a side-to-side rather than back-and-forth motion.

No, I'm not making this up, really.

-- 
Jon Hanna
<http://www.hackcraft.net/>
"One of the few good things about modern times:
If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will 
have entertained us." - Kurt Vonnegut.

Received on Tuesday, 7 September 2004 11:33:22 UTC