summer mood

*Three neurodivergent ontologists walk into a restaurant.*

   1.

   *The host asks, “Table for three?”*
   One says, “Define ‘three’ in mereological terms.”
   Another says, “I prefer a booth—it’s less overstimulating.”
   The third is already reorganizing the menu into a taxonomic hierarchy.
   2.

   *The waiter asks, “Can I get you something to drink?”*
   One says, “Is the concept of ‘drink’ a rigid designator or a cluster
   concept?”
   Another says, “I’ll have water, but only if it’s categorically distinct
   from all non-water entities.”
   The third says, “Do you have a sensory-friendly beverage ontology?”
   3.

   *They sit down and immediately start debating whether the restaurant
   itself is an object or a process.*
   4.

   *After an hour, they haven’t ordered anything, but they’ve developed a
   new upper ontology to classify every dish.*