Fw: Hans Finkers

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Martin 
 in Redcar & Cleveland
M&LFHS 9855
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 > 
> Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at da fish plant up nort in 
> Dulut ven he 
> accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. 
> 
> He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and ven he got 
> dar da Norsky 
> doctor looked at Hans and said, 'Let's hafe da 
> finkers and I'll see vat I 
> can do.' 
> 
> Hans said, 'I hafe not got da finkers.' 
> 
> 'Vat you mean, you hafe not got da finkers?' he 
> asked. 'Lordy! It's 200 8 ! 
> Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. 
> I could hafe put 
> dem back on and made you like new! Vy did not you brink da 
> finkers?' 
> 
> Hans responded:'How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem 
> up?'