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Re: list globe

On Thu, 15 Feb 1996 ABDUL@minerva.medcor.mcgill.ca wrote:

> Date: Thu, 15 Feb 1996 11:12:40 -0500 (EST)
> From: ABDUL@minerva.medcor.mcgill.ca
> To: www-rdb@w3.org
> Subject: Re: list globe
> 
> list globe
> list latest

Dear:
 [X] Clueless Newbie         [X] Lamer           [ ] AOLer
 [ ] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
 [X] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] Scientologist
 
 
You Are Being Flamed Because:
 [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
 [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
 [ ] yoU pOsted someThing WhilSt AbUsIng yOur sHifT Key
 [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
 [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [ ] You started an off-topic thread
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] You said "me too" to something
 [ ] You suck
 [ ] You brag about things that never happened
 [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
 [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
 [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
 [X] You posted a mailserver command to a mailing list
 [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
 [ ] I think you might be a fed
 
 
To Repent, You Must:
 [ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
 [ ] Give up your AOL account
 [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [ ] Actually post something relevant
 [ ] Read the FAQ
 [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave
 [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
 [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
 
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
 [ ] Blow me
 [X] Get a life
 [ ] Never post again
 [ ] I pity your dog
 [ ] Go to hell
 [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
 [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
 [ ] Learn to post or fuck off
 [ ] All of the above

-- 
Robin Stephenson
Lemon Scented
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