- From: byron <droque33@hotmail.com>
- Date: Tue, 4 Nov 2003 14:37:57 -0700
- To: "just adults" <JustAdultsHavingFun@yahoogroups.com>, "new continuum" <new-continuum@yahoogroups.com>
------------------------------------------------- Stupid Question Really Stupid Answer ------------------------------------------------ Our first day at a resort, my wife and I decided to hit the beach. When I went back to our room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making our bed. I grabbed my cooler and was on my way back out when I stopped at the door and asked, "Can we drink beer on the beach?" "Sure," the maid replied, "but I have to finish the rest of the rooms first." ------------------------------------------------ FEMALE PRAYER ------------------------------------------------ Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen. Today's Gibbletoon http://www.gibbleguts.com/cartoons/dailygibble.shtml <a href="http://www.gibbleguts.com/cartoons/dailygibble.shtml"> Today's Cartoon</a> Byron Raaen ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Rent DVDs from home. Over 14,500 titles. Free Shipping & No Late Fees. Try Netflix for FREE! http://us.click.yahoo.com/BVVfoB/hP.FAA/ySSFAA/L5z3lB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: new-continuum-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
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