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New Bath, otherwise known as the 'Big Artichoke' is the world brassica capital, famous for our cabbages, the green gold that grows on the rich soils of our river delta. Nobody knows why our forefathers named our great city the Big Artichoke, given all the cabbages, but we're kinda stuck with it now so we'll make the best of it. We hope that you will find this site useful as a guide to the Big Artichoke, whether you're a resident or just visiting. The best hearts are artichoke hearts!


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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Lack of brains hinders research


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Despite many months of effort, City Zoo's favorite Panda, Sun-Sun, has sadly failed to mate successfully with Chicago's
Mayor: These kinds of felonies need more creative, effective punishments. It's about time we talked about compulsory
Organ donations: huge drop off in brain donations down to 'success' of the Delta's 'Slow Traffic, Safe Streets' policy
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W H A T ' S   O N   I N   T H E   B I G   A R T I C H O K E image0004 The Delta Jazz Festival hits town this month, with visitors and musicians from all over the country making a beeline for the Big A's 730 clubs and theatres. That's two for every day of the year! We'll be hearing the best New Orleans, Chicago Style, BeBop and Fusion, as well as Big Band, Dixieland, Swing, Jazz Funk and Ragtime. Something for everyone!

If you don't already have your tickets, what's wrong with you? Get on over to the top floor of City Hall and get some -- alternatively you can dial the 'music' line below. If you don't fancy the thought of all those stairs (the elevator's still broken, say my sources at city hall), then you can still book online. Tonight's performances are listed on the right, click on the blue links to book tickets, green links give more information about the type of Jazz you'll be hearing.

Phone the M-u-s-i-c line to get your tickets now!: music line phone number


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New consultation reports are now available on community planning and environmental planning. We strongly urge you to take advantage of this opportunity to read and comment on the proposals. If you prefer not to download the proposals, please call into the Information Distribution Office, floor 9, City hall, to obtain a hard copy. Alternatively, call the number below.

bullet Community planning report PDF [150pp, 8Mb]. Click here for report.
bullet Environmental planning report PDF [232pp, 10.3Mb]. Click here for report.
bullet Slow Traffic Safe Streets leaflet PDF [5pp, 3Mb]. (Withdrawn)

Phone the 'choke on: City Hall phone number

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The Real Slim Shadi
Steve Faulkner Funk
Popolizio People
Sweet'n'Lohéac
L J P McGee
Bluegrass/Jazz Fusion


Jazz/Rap/Scat
Jazz Funk
Jazz Dance
Bluegrass/Jazz Fusion