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HUMOR: Fwd: Princess Needs Urgent Help

From: Jim Hendler <hendler@cs.umd.edu>
Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 21:33:49 -0500
Message-Id: <p05111710b9e797a2aef2@[129.2.179.5]>
To: webont <www-webont-wg@w3.org>

Folks - my apologies for wasting your time - but I find this one so 
cute I cannot resist - today I got 53 webont emails, and 22 Nigerian 
spams - so this is my opportunity to combine them all - apologies 
again - back to your serious webont mail...
  -JH



>X-MindSpring-Loop: list@vard.net
>From: Paul Wallich <pw@panix.com>
>To: list@vard.net
>Subject: Fwd: Princess Needs Urgent Help
>Date: Thu, 31 Oct 2002 17:59:30 -0500
>
>
>>FROM:PRNCSS. L ORGANA
>>
>>DEAR friend.
>>
>>I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF ALDERAN
>>(ALDRN).
>>
>>I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING
>>MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
>>
>>I WAS FALSLEY IMPRISONED UPON THE IMPERIAL BATTLESTATION ("DEATH
>>STAR") WHEN MY PLANET WAS HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED AND ENDED BY THE BVERY
>>BAD SITH LORD VADER.
>>
>>I ESCAPED ALONG WITH THE AID OF BRAVE REBELS AND WOOKIES, AND AM NOW I
>>AM LYING LOW DUE TO THE SITUATION IN THE 4TH MOON OF YAVIN TILL WHEN
>>THINGS GETS BETTER.
>>
>>I HAVE CONTROL HERE OF THE SUM OF $25, MILLIONNN IN IMPERIAL CREDITS
>>DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMAPNY FOR SAFEKEEPING ON TATOOINE.
>>
>>THE FUNDS WERE SHIPPED BY A COURIER SERVICE AS DIPLOMATIC ITEMS OF
>>HIGH VALUES TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT.
>>
>>WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO friend IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU
>>WILL ASSIST ME BY RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF ON TATOOINE AND
>>ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS LIKE MOISTURE
>>FARMS AND STOCK IN MULTI-PLANETARY COMPANIES AND OTHER SAFE LUCRATIVE
>>INVESTMENT IN YOUR SECTOR.
>>
>>MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
>>THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND
>>CONFIDENCE WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.
>>
>>IN CONCLUSION,IN THE EVENT YOU ARE INTRESTED TO ASSIST ME I WILL LIKE
>>YOU TO CONTACT MY LAWYER WHO I HAVE STATIONED IN MOS EISLEY TO WITHNESS
>>THE TRANSACTION TO IT'S CONCLUTION.
>>
>>YOU CAN REACH HIM ON HIS DIRECT LINE VIA MAIL [email removed for
>>protection], HIS NAME IS WATTO THE TOYDARIAN, I HAVE THE FULL TRUST IN
>>HIM.
>>
>>FINALLY, I HAVE SET ASIDE 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF THE FUNDS FOR YOUR
>>ASSISTANCE,AND 5% FOR ANY ESPENCES THAT SHALL BE INCURED DURING THIS
>>TRANSACTION.PLEASE BE FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MY LAWYER.
>>
>>I SINCERELY WILL APPRECAITE YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
>>
>>HELP US, friend, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
>>
>>BEST REGARDS,
>>PRNCSS. L. ORGANA
>>


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Received on Thursday, 31 October 2002 21:33:57 GMT

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