> -----Original Message-----
> From: Phil Simms
> Sent: Tuesday, February 14, 2001 4:14 PM
> To: Barry Sanders
> Cc: Steve Hartman, Rhonda Smalley, Jimmy Ward, Big Dave, Dean Fletcher

> Subject: FW: -- 3 New Hilarious Video Clips and some more jokes.

> Joke Lovers,

> Here are the video clips*
>1.  Scratch & Sniff - Hilarious - you gotta see this one!!!
>2.  Grandma Scores - This one's Great. I don't know how they did it?
>3.  Try Throwing Rocks - The title says it all...

> Jokemeister

> Five Bucks -

> A man is walking around New York with his wife.
> They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.
> A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy? "
> "For how much?" asks the man.
> "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.
> "I'll give you five bucks," he replies.
> The hooker swears at him and walks away.
>
A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk.
> As they round the
corner, there stands the same hooker. She takes one look
> at the man and his wife and says, "HA!… see what you get for five bucks?"

>

> My Lying Wife

> "That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated
>
next to him in the bar.
>
"How do you know?" the friend asked.
>
"She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she
> said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley."
> "So?"
> "So she's a liar… I spent the night with her sister Shirley."

> *Please Note - to view the video clips you may need to load Windows Media Player
> from Microsoft.
>

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