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Joke Mail - Issue #1

From: Yujin Boby - FlashWebHost.com <flashweb@eth.net>
Date: Thu, 27 Dec 2001 00:25:49 +0530
Message-ID: <00d901c18e40$85f40ee0$cda709ca@eth.net>
To: "Joke Mailer" <vu3prx@rediffmail.com>
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** Joke Mail
** Issue #1
** December 2001
** www.FlashWebHost.com
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IN THIS ISSUE:

=> 1. Editor's Note
=> 2. Jokes
=> 3. Advetisements
=> 4. Ezine Info

Submit Your BEST jokes to Joke Mail! You won't get money or
a Gift, but we put your name and email id with your Joke.
Send Best Jokes to jokemail@flashwebhost.com

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1. Editor's Note:
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Hi Everyone!

Welcome to Joke Mail.

This is the First Issue of Joke Mail. It is Brings to Best Jokes
and Information once in a Month.

Do you like Joke Mail? Feel free to send this e-mail to your
friends and co-workers who might be interested!

If you would like to be removed from this mailing list, please
see the instructions at the end of this newsletter.

WISH YOU ALL A  HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Until next time,

Yujin Boby

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2. Jokes
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===> Joke #1 <===

YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG WHEN...

1. Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is
   on line 2, and CBI is on line 3.

2. They pay your wages out of petty cash.

3. A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.

4. You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch
   together.

5. Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.

6. The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.

7. The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never
   comes out.

===> Joke #2 <===

NO OFFENCE INTENDED TOWARDS THE LADIES.

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

===> Joke #3 <===

CREDIT CARD

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it because the thief was spending less
than his wife did.

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3. Advetisement
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GET FREE ADVERTISMENT
Send your Advt (maximum of three line of 60 characters)
to: jokemail@flashwebhost.com with subject "Free Advt"

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4. Ezine Information
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