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FWD: Top 10 Reasons Not to Work

From: Felicity <felicity@mofl.org>
Date: Tue, 24 Aug 1999 03:38:26 -0400
To: <www-html-editor@w3>
Message-Id: <419.436396.02604572felicity@mofl.org>
Here's something I found at www.menofleisure.com that I thought you'd 
enjoy.

TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO WORK
10. They can't garnish what you don't make.
9. Your life no longer compares to those annoying Dilbert cartoons.
8. Chance to meet exotic male dancers in unemployment line (and do the 
Full 
Monte)
7. Sleep all night . . . Sleep all day!
6. Much like a Carnival cruise, every day is a holiday!
5. If you push its buttons the wrong way, the remote won't cry sexual 
harassment.
4. Underwear and a pair of Birkenstocks becomes your "Professional 
Attire".
3. Reruns of Chips only shown during regular working hours.
2. It really pisses off the in-laws.
1. The only glass ceiling she'll be complaining about is the mirror over your 
bed!
Received on Tuesday, 24 August 1999 03:38:32 GMT

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